Globalization - A Joke

Question : What is globalization?

Answer : Princess Diana's Death

Question : How come?

Answer :

English princess with an

Egyptian boyfriend, crashes in a

French tunnel, driving a

German car, with a

Dutch engine, driven by a

Belgian who was high on

Scottish whiskey, followed closely by

Italian Paparazzi, on

Japanese motorcycles, treated by an

American doctor, using

Brazilian medicines!

This was written by a

Canadian, using

American (Bill Gates') technology, which he got from the

Japanese.

And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use

Philippine / Taiwanese made chips, and

Korean made monitors, assembled by

Bangladeshi workers, in a

Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by

Indians, hijacked by

Indonesians, unloaded by

Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to your retailer by

Mexican illegals, and finally sold to you by

Chinese!


That's Globalization!!!